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Breaking News: Qantas to Phase out Passengers in Plan to Improve Service (PIS)

 In a new strategy that it says will slash wait times at airports and eliminate lost luggage completely, Qantas announced today that it will begin to phase out passengers on all flights, with a zero-passenger target set for 2025. 

CEO ‘OIRISH’ Alan Joyce likened the move to the removal of smoking from  aircraft in the 1980s, and said the plan was the result of a top-to-bottom review of Qantas service. “We’re always looking for ways to remove inefficiencies from the system so we can offer a more streamlined, frictionless service. When we looked closely at what was slowing us down, again and again it came back to one thing – passengers”. 

Joyce said responding to customer feedback was central to developing  the PIS plan. “Our customers told us they get frustrated when their baggage ends up in a different city. They told us it’s unfeasible to wait on hold for 8-hours to speak to our call centre. By removing passengers from the equation, we’re confident these issues will become a thing of the past. We’ve listened, we’ve heard, we’re acting”. 

The CEO told shareholders that the plan would eventually lead to  greater cost efficiencies, with less reliance on pilots, flight attendants, baggage carriers, caterers, engineers and airport staff. 

But he rejected claims the airline didn’t have Australians’ interests in  mind. “Change can be scary, but this is about modernizing our service for the future. We removed smoking from aircraft in the 1980s and no-one thinks twice about that now. This is nothing different”. 

 Qantas will receive $1.5 billion in federal government funding to assist with the PIS transition.

(Thanks to an anonymous former QF colleague for forwarding this important announcement)

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