Well, for once Australia has scored big time against Germany (not to mention those world wars, of course). Nah, it’s … More
Category: Diplomacy
Scotty COP Out
Dear reader, I know this is testing your patience with more anti-Scomoism, but alas duty calls. Our PM is a … More
Submarine Sabotage: AUKUS Awkward
PM Scotty recently announced via press conference with new buddies Joe and Boris, that Australia is ditching a submarine-building agreement … More
Jab in the Anzus
After stuffing up vaccine supplies, PM (Pleased Minister) Scotty and his merry band have taken to imploring the US government, … More
Middle East Morass
Australia’s historical predilection for joining in every imperial military adventure with our ‘traditional’ allies continues unabated today. With another warship … More
Kardashian vs Turkey
We have to temporarily suspend our strict anti-celebrity guideline, to recognise Kim’s strategic influence on world diplomacy. Not Jong-Un of … More
Pisa Poor & Paris Pettifogging
Be patient, this may look like another pathetic postulate, and peculiar plethora of alliteration, but the latter is an important … More
Go Aussie Gunboats
As predicted, ScoMo has rushed to sign us up for a US mission in the Strait of Hormuz, by assigning … More
War on Iran?
Oh no, here we go again – I have that sinking feeling in my stomach, or is it my blood … More
Rainbow Warrior: Lunch with Spies
John Menadue (Qantas boss at the time) recently posted online a memoir vignette of my brush with infamous French secret … More
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